I walked into the bathroom this morning to find The Man, fresh out of the shower and naked as the day he was born, engaged in a full-on disco. He was singing and dancing with total abandon and only making cursory attempts to dry himself. And when he saw me he carried on dancing but somehow dragged me, barely even awake, on to his bathmat dancefloor and made me join in.
And that’s that, really. I won’t post a picture of that one.