The Man and I were watching Pearl Harbour last night. It was shit, as we had fully expected. I got bored, so I stuck my hand down the back of my jeans and cupped a buttock.
The Man, liking this, stuck his hand down my jeans and cupped the other one.
‘Your bottom is wonderful,’ he said dreamily.
‘It bloody well is,’ I agreed.
I’ve given most parts of my body a fairly hard time over the years (no longer, though!) but on one thing I have remained consistent: my bum is great.
So there you have it: my peachy bottom made me happy yesterday. Anyone else like theirs?
(I shan’t be posting a topical picture with this one.)