Tag Archives: Michael Joseph

Hush… There’s a deathly hush all around…

When I was twelve I wrote the lyrics for a song which began with the line above. Let’s just say it together, atmospherically: Hush…. There’s a deathly hush all around…. Oh, it was a classic. A few lines later it went “There’s gonna be a riot if it stays this quiet…” I mean, I was destined to be a writer! Oh, Robinson. Riot and quiet? Bless you, my little love. Bless you. Anyway. That’s sort of how it felt when I woke up this morning. There was a deathly hush all around. An eerie stillness broken only by an unseen finger that … Continue reading

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Big News

Readers, there is something I’ve been wanting to tell you for a long time. And finally I am allowed to do so. It’s so exciting I could actually wet myself! (Oh come off it. Of course I haven’t met a man! Don’t be mad!) Deep breath. I AM GOING TO BE A PUBLISHED NOVELIST! Let me just say that again, because it is the most exciting thing I’ve ever said in the whole world. I AM GOING TO BE A PUBLISHED NOVELIST! WTF?! I cannae believe it! I’m very sorry to have kept this from you. But here, if you’re … Continue reading

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