Tag Archives: horror

Seductress/hostage taker

Hello dear friends! I apologise for my absence of late. I’ve been in Ibiza, you see. On a hen party. Did you hear me? I went to Ibiza! Where, like, trendy people go? They like get villas n shit? And they go to sunset bars and look good after a day at the beach? Yuh? That was me for the last four days. Me! Smelly old Robinson! I stayed in a beautiful villa with a load of beautiful women and had a properly brilliant time! Who knew?   I think the experience probably deserves a blog in itself but for now I wanted to … Continue reading

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My own personal bushtucker

“Go on!” Alicia urged. Her face was alight with pleasure. I looked at the rubbery three-pronged piece of horror in my hand and felt my stomach convulse. Alicia’s eight year old daughter, who was munching casually on a bag of fried grasshoppers at the time, roared with laughter as she caught sight of my anguished face. The object in my hand was a chicken’s foot. And it was not how I imagine chicken’s feet to be. If I imagined the fateful day when a smiling toothless lady offered me a specially-prepared chicken’s foot to munch on, I would be in a … Continue reading

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