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The perfect package

Oh, readers. You bunch of psychopaths. How I love you! After my request in my last blog for stories of dreadful seduction I received tweets which left me literally roaring with laughter, thumping my leg. “I love these women!” I yelled gratefully. My personal favourite was from Helena who locked a potential suitor in the bathroom with her, whispering, “Here I am. Waxed, randy and ready. There are shower facilities if you need hosing down.” Just amazing. Anyway apologies for my absence. I went abroad again. (My holidays for 2012 both happened within a week of each other which at the time … Continue reading

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