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Wot I loved today: someone fixing my bottom.

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I wrote a couple of days ago about the love I feel for my bottom. Two ripe little peaches of incredibly pleasing proportions that I have never once subjected to crazy mirror abuse or cruel words. Since writing, my bottom has staged something of a rebellion. My coccyx bone curled in on itself like a little calcified poo a few days ago And I stopped being able to sit down without lots of pain. And so I called the totally magic body person, aka my osteopath. It is a source of absolute amazement to me that the whole world doesn’t … Continue reading

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Wot I loved today: BUYING A HOUSE!

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THE MAN AND I HAVE BOUGHT A HOUSE! A PROPER GROWN UP HOUSE WITH MORE THAN ONE BEDROOM! Actually, I should rephrase. The Man has bought a house; a proper grown up house with more than one bedroom. I, as his pikey girlfriend/hanger-onner, have bought nothing at all. I bought him a pint of ale to say thank you and so far, that’s it. (Christ Jesus! I have to up my game!) There are no words to describe our excitement. When our offer was accepted I lost the plot completely and did something I’ve never done in my life: I … Continue reading

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