Hi there friends and enemies
(I don’t know why I put that.)
I was just popping by to say that I’m in the process of uploading all of my old blogs to my website. They’re coming in a not-necessarily chronological order, at strange times of the day, and those of you who subscribe to my blog may have been deluged with emails announcing the arrival of yet another load of Argentinian chatter. Cos Argentina is where I was two years ago, waiting patiently by the phone in case The Man, my possibly beau, called me from the Antarctic. (He did, and now we live together, and he farts on me all the time, but never mind.)
Anyway, I just wanted to ask you to bear with me while this process is ongoing – I’ll make an announcement when they’re all there, ready and done and then if you so desire you can browse my back catalogue.
WHY DOES THAT SOUND SO RUDE? I SAID BACK CATALOGUE, NOT BACK PASSAGE.
Anyway, I wish you all a jolly good day.